Smoked Salmon with Smoked Apples
Happy 2012 everyone! I’ve neglected this blog for far too long…9 months to be exact. What Are You Smoking? could’ve made a baby in that time. That doesn’t mean I haven’t been smoking. I’ve just been too busy/lazy/forgetful to post anything. But enough of my excuses cuz like my grandpa used to say, excuses are like b-holes; everyone’s got ‘em and they all stink. It’s a new year and possibly the end of the world as we know it, so let’s smoke something.
I had yet to smoke some fish for this blog, and fish takes almost no time at all to smoke…especially compared to pork or brisket. For this smoke I picked up some beautiful Sockeye salmon from my local fishmonger, The Fish Guy. Sockeye has a deep red flesh and is an oilier variety of salmon, which is good for smoking.
Like poultry, fish needs a good overnight brining before you slap it on the smoker. Here’s the brine I use for salmon.
- 4 cups water
- 1/4 cup salt
- 1/4 cup brown sugar
- 2 bay leaves
- 1 stalk sliced celery
- 1/2 cup fennel
- 1/2 chopped onion
- 2 minced garlic cloves
Mix all the ingredients and put your salmon in the brine. Make sure the fish is completely submerged. Cover and stick it in the fridge overnight. The brine will essentially cure the salmon, eliminating moisture and infusing the fish with salt and lots of flavor.
The next day take your fish out of the brine, and let it dry in a cool, ventilated spot for at least two hours. This drying process will form a sticky surface on the fish, to which the smoke can happily adhere.
Get your smoker ready. For this smoke I’m using alder wood, a river wood that’s perfectly suited for smoking salmon. Fish is delicate so the temperature in the smoker does not need to be very high. I’d suggest smoking at 150 degrees at most. Once the temp is set, throw on the salmon.


Now the question is how long do you smoke the salmon? It really depends on the amount of fish and how thick the fillets are. I’m smoking three two-inch thick fillets, so two hours is a good amount of time for them to smoke. Thinner fillets will only take an hour, while thick slabs will take up to four hours. When in doubt, check the meat; if it flakes easily, then it’s done.
Often when you’re smoking, you’ll have a good fire going after you take your meat off. Don’t waste that fire…go ahead and smoke something else! This time I decided to slice up some apples, toss them in a bit of brown sugar, and wrap them in tin foil. 30 minutes on the smoker and they were a deliciously sweet, smokey side dish for my salmon.
Also, when you’re smoking, you’ll have leftovers…if you’re lucky. Smoked salmon is amazing by itself, but I like it even better as Smoked Salmon Salad. 
Cut up your smoked salmon, add some chopped celery, a tablespoon of mayonnaise, and some salt and pepper. Put it on a bagel and enjoy!
p.s. Smoked Salmon Dip is another option. Here’s a delicious recipe.
The Playlist:
“Fisherman’s Blues”—The Waterboys
“(I’m) Stranded”—The Saints
“The Glorious Land”—PJ Harvey
“Take It Easy”—Surfer Blood
“Leader of the Pack”—The Shangri-Las
“Midnight City”—M83
“Baby Missiles”—The War on Drugs
“Excitable Boy”—Warren Zevon
“Cloudbusting”—Kate Bush
“Strange Overtones”—David Byrne and Brian Eno
Smoked Pulled Pork with Mustard BBQ Sauce
Snowmageddon. Snowbomination. Blizzaster. Chersnowbyl. Snowprah Wintry. Snowtorious B.I.G. Avalanche Devereaux. Blizzarded. Snowocaust. Wow, that was a hell of a snowstorm. Thunder, lightning, whiteout. Crazy. Now I’m on Snowcation and what better way to enjoy it than by feasting on some pulled pork? Am I right or am I right? Anyone? So I smoked a 5-pound pork shoulder a couple days before the Great Blizzard of 2011, and it’s been the perfect provision thus far. Here’s the recipe, including a nice, tangy mustard BBQ sauce to complement the pork.
The Lingo: Pulled pork is pork shoulder that’s been slow-cooked then pulled off the bone and shredded. However when you go to the grocery store, you’re probably not going to find a “pork shoulder.” That’s because a pig’s shoulder is divided into two cuts—the butt and the picnic. The picnic is the lower half of the shoulder and the upper part of the front leg; it has a little more bone in it. The butt (often called the “Boston butt”) is the upper half of the pork shoulder and it’s nowhere near a pig’s hindquarters. (The actual rear of a pig is more commonly referred to as ham.)
I’ve smoked pulled pork with both the picnic and the butt and there really isn’t a ton of difference. If I had to choose though, I’d go with the butt. That’s right…I’m a butt-man. Mostly because there’s a bit more fat and collagen in the butt and both those things are awesome for smoked meats. During a long smoke, fat melts and moistens the meat, while collagen (a.k.a. connective tissue a.k.a. gelatin) breaks down into sugar and sweetens the meat. So there you have it…grab a butt and let’s get smoking!
The Rub: As always I prepare the meat the night before with a rub. It adds flavor and flair. Work the rub into every square inch of the pork. Then let the meat sit in the fridge overnight.
- 1/4 cup sugar
- 1/4 cup paprika
- 3 T salt
- 2 T black pepper
- 1 T white pepper
- 1 T garlic powder
- 2 t dry mustard
- 2 t cayenne pepper
The Smoke: You can expect that pork will take around 1.5 hours per pound to smoke. I have a 5-pound pork shoulder, so it’ll be about 7 to 8 hours in the smoker. Take the rubbed pork out of the fridge while you’re preparing your smoker and let it come to room temperature. Cold meat and smoke don’t mix very well. For this smoke, I’m using oak wood chunks with some hickory chips on top—the traditional Southern way to smoke pork. It doesn’t matter what wood you use (pecan, walnut, apple, cherry, etc.) as long as it’s wood or hardwood charcoal…never briquettes.
Once the smoker temperature is up to 215 degrees, throw on the meat. Monitor the temp and add more wood when necessary. The pork is technically done when it reaches an internal temp of 165 degrees. But it will be easier to pull (and tastier to boot) if the temp is more like 180 to 190 degrees. Remove the pork from the smoker and let it rest for about an hour. This allows the juices to settle and the meat to relax, which will make it easier to pull.
The Sauce: While the pork is resting, I usually work on a sauce. You can simply put your pork on a bun and slather some store-bought BBQ sauce on it, and I guarantee it will taste delicious. But lately I’ve been experimenting with my own sauces. I figure if I spend 7 to 8 hours smoking a piece of meat I might as well devote some time to a good sauce. I’ll put together a post in the next few weeks about the different kinds of sauces and their regional affiliations.
For this recipe, I made a mustard-based BBQ sauce. I’m a mustard freak…I put it on everything including fries. It’s a German thing, and it’s the traditional topping for pulled pork in South Carolina, especially in the Midlands. I guess it dates back to when Germans settled there in the 18th century. They didn’t bring tomatoes, they brought mustard. And that’s still the base today. Mustard BBQ sauce is great because it’s tangy with a hint of sweet. Here’s the recipe:
- 1 cup yellow mustard


- 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
- 1/4 cup brown sugar
- 2 T butter
- 1 T Worcestershire sauce
- 1 T lemon juice
- 1 t hot sauce
- 1 t cayenne pepper
Combine all the ingredients and simmer until the pork is ready.
The Sandwich: Once the pork is rested, it’s time to pull. I always put the meat in a pot over low heat as I’m pulling. There’s no technique to the pull—just grab whatever utensils work best, yank the meat off the bone and separate it. I usually use two forks. Most pulled pork looks almost shredded, but I prefer the pork to be a bit chunky with lots of crispy morsels. 
Once pulled, toss the pork on a bun, add your sauce and enjoy!
The Playlist:
“Walk Out to Winter”—Aztec Camera
“Down on Mission Street”—Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
“Ease Back Down”—Number One Cup
“Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad”—Prince
“Salome”—The House of Love
“Get Ready”—The Temptations
“Just to Get By”—Talib Kweli
“Blue Flower”—Mazzy Star
“Son of a Preacher Man”—Dusty Springfield
“I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me”—Morrissey
Smoked Turkey
Thanksgiving was a week ago and I think I’ve finally snapped out of my food coma. I woke up this morning to the season’s first snowfall and another holiday on the horizon. Last night both “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” were on TV, so you know the countdown is on. Before we start thinking about all that though, I want to share my Turkey Day shenanigans with you.
I smoked a big ol’ bird for the fourth straight year and it turned out really darn good once again. I think I’m getting the hang of it, so I’m posting my go-to Smoked Turkey recipe here. Enjoy!
Before you think about anything else, you’ve got to think about your bird:
1) How big is your turkey? They say you want to estimate about a pound/pound and a half of turkey per person. In the past I’ve gone big (over 20 pounds) and I’ve gone small (10 pounds). This year I split the difference and got a 15 pounder, which fed 12 people no problem and still left leftovers to divvy up. Always consider the leftovers! But also consider that a turkey takes around 30 minutes per pound to smoke, so if you get a 20 pound turkey then you’ve got at least 10 hours of smoke-time.
2) Who’s your turkey’s daddy? Most of us don’t know where our turkeys come from and probably don’t want to know. Don’t worry, I’m not going to preach at you with some anti-factory-farm/only-buy-organic speech. Well, actually I will just a little bit…but mostly because I want your turkey to taste good. As we all know, the Butterballs and Jennie-Os in the supermarkets are crammed together on big, faceless, industrial farms and injected with antibiotics, hormones, weird saline solutions, blah blah blah…They’re cheap and readily available though. I understand. But for only a dollar more per pound and an extra phone call, you can get a big, beautiful, locally raised, free-range turkey. I ordered my Ho-Ka turkey from Howard Kauffman Farms—its daddy is pictured on the front page.
Before I smoke, I brine…and I always do this the night before. I think brining is key for a delicious, moist, and tender turkey. This is also why I avoid the “injected” turkeys because essentially brining is the same process—but with your own ingredients instead of someone else’s, and with a bucket instead of a needle.
First, you need to wash your turkey and remove all the goodies (neck, heart, gizzard, liver) from inside the turkey. Save all of this though because you’ll use it later for either gravy or stock.

Brine
- 5 gallon bucket
- 2 gallons water

- 1.5 cups salt
- 1 cup sugar
- 3 sliced apples
- 1/2 cup tarragon
- some black pepper
Mix all the ingredients in the bucket and then dunk your turkey. Make sure the bird is fully submerged. Then stick it in the fridge overnight. You want to brine it about an hour per pound.


The next morning take your turkey out and wash off the brine. Rinse thoroughly because all the good stuff has already soaked into the turkey and the stuff on the outside will taste too, well, briney. Pat the turkey dry and then coat it with olive oil. I also like to stuff the cavity with some fresh sliced apples. This will help keep the turkey juicy and impart some of that apple flavor into the meat.
Get your smoker ready. For this smoke I’m not using charcoal at all—instead my neighbors and fellow BBQ enthusiasts let me “borrow” some applewood chunks. Thanks Al and Barry! If you haven’t noticed already, this is definitely an apple-heavy recipe. I just think all the apple elements give the turkey a subtle sweet flavor. Heat your smoker up to 250 degrees, and then put on the bird and let it smoke around 30 to 40 minutes per pound.

Make sure to keep the smoker temp consistent by adding more charcoal or wood when necessary. After how-ever-many hours, check the turkey’s internal temp by sticking a meat thermometer into the turkey breast (far from the bone). Once the turkey reaches 165 degrees, then take it off the smoker and let it rest for 20 minutes before carving.
While it’s resting, I like to take the goodie bag a.k.a. the neck, heart, gizzard, etc. and boil them in a couple cups of water. Then I take the turkey bits and drippings that have filled up my drip pan, toss them in a skillet with my freshly boiled turkey stock, add a couple tablespoons of flour, boil again, reduce, whisk and simmer until I have a nice thick, smoky turkey gravy. Serve, enjoy and take a nap.
Soundtrack for This Smoke
“Flume”—Bon Iver
“Helicopter”—Deerhunter
“Something On Your Mind”—Karen Dalton
“I’m an Animal”—Neko Case
“Colours”—Hot Chip
“Heart of the City (Ain’t No Love)”—Jay-Z
“Many Rivers to Cross”—Jimmy Cliff
“Lost in the World”—Kanye West
“Stop Your Sobbing”—The Pretenders
“Isn’t It a Pity”—George Harrison
Smoked Chicken
It’s a cool, overcast November day and Thanksgiving is less than two weeks away. As a prelude to the big bird, I’ve decided to smoke some smaller fowl. The great thing about chicken is that in the province of smoked meats it’s one of the easiest to prepare. Once in the smoker chicken only takes about an hour per pound, and you’re really never dealing with a bird that’s bigger than 5 pounds. Plus the end result is juicy, succulent, smoky meat with a crisp skin and plenty of leftovers for sandwiches the next day. I’d say that if you’ve never smoked anything before, start with chicken—you won’t be disappointed.
This is my basic recipe for smoked chicken. I’m using a 4 pounder from the local market. Grab any bird from your neighborhood grocer—my only advice is never buy a chicken that’s “enhanced” or injected with some solution. That’s just nasty.
“Start the night before” is the most common refrain in smoking meats because honestly, preparation is key. You can always just throw whatever straight on the smoker that morning and it will be delicious by sundown. But if you want to take your smoked meats to the next level, then you’ve got to add a rub. And said rub should be applied the night before. This chicken’s no different.
Rub (this is the basic dry rub I use for 75% of what I smoke; I usually triple this recipe and save the rest for next time)
- 1 T garlic powder
- 1 T chili powder
- 1 T paprika
- 1 t cayenne pepper
- 1 t cumin
- 1 t white pepper
- salt & pepper
Wash the chicken, pat dry and apply this rub the night before. Don’t be shy. Rub it in every nook and cranny of the bird, especially under the skin. Then put your freshly massaged chicken in the fridge overnight.
The morning after, take your chicken out of the fridge and prepare your smoker. For this smoke I’m using mesquite lump charcoal mixed with hickory wood chips. While the smoker heats up, make a mop. I don’t always use a mop on my smoked meats, but I like one on chicken. It keeps the skin nice and moist.
- 1/2 c apple cider vinegar

- 1/4 c beer (whatever’s around)
- 1/4 c BBQ sauce
- 1 T hot sauce (I like to use Srirachi cock sauce)
- salt & pepper
Mix the mop ingredients together and generously baste your bird. Then once your smoker reaches a temperature of 250 degrees, put on the chicken. Like I said before, you can estimate about an hour per pound, so this should take around 4 hours. Apply the mop every 30 minutes or so.


Check the chicken with a meat thermometer. You’re looking for a temperature of 160 degrees in the breast. Once you hit that temp, pull the chicken off the smoker and let it rest for 20 minutes. This will allow the juices to spread. Cut and quarter your smoked chicken, serve and enjoy.
Soundtrack for This Smoke
“Driving Along”—Harry Nilsson
“Taste”—Ride
“In Answer”—The Chameleons UK
“Be My Baby”—The Ronettes
“River Deep, Mountain High”—Ike & Tina Turner
“Downbound Train”—Chuck Berry
“Pushing Too Hard”—The Seeds
“The Big Sky”—Kate Bush
“Gray Sunset”—Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
“Why Won’t You Make Up Your Mind?”—Tame Impala


























